Privacy Policy

Last updated: The last time The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. resurfaced

1. The Almighty Ice Sees All

Let us be upfront: The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. sees all. It knows when you place a bet. It knows when you check the standings at 3 AM. It knows your favorite team, even if you haven't picked one yet.

That said, we—the humans operating HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed.—handle your data responsibly.

2. What We Collect

• Account information: Your username, email address, and favorite team (if declared).
• Betting activity: Your wagers, wins, losses, and Looney balance. This is necessary for the functioning of the Hockay economy.
• Usage data: Pages visited, games watched, and how often you refresh the scores during a Whiteout event.
• Vibes: General vibes. These are anonymized and aggregated.

3. What We Do NOT Collect

• Your real-world financial information. (LooneysThe currency of Hockay. Symbol: Ⱡ are not real money, remember.)
• Your physical location. (The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. already knows where you are.)
• Your dreams about HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed.. (Though Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. would be interested if you'd like to share.)

4. How We Use Your Data

Your data is used to:

• Operate and improve HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed.
• Calculate Looney balances and betting outcomes
• Display standings, stats, and arena information
• Send you notifications about HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed., if you opt in

We do not sell your data. We do not share your data with third parties. Le Permanent CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. du Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena has no interest in advertising. Only in HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed..

5. Where Your Data Lives

HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed. uses third-party services to operate. Your data may be processed by hand-picked infrastructure providers.

These services have their own privacy policies. Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. has reviewed them. Le Council found them adequate, if somewhat lacking in references to The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading..

Your data is stored on servers located in various jurisdictions. The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. does not recognize jurisdictions, but we do.

6. Cookies

We use cookies to keep you logged in and to remember your preferences. These cookies contain no LooneysThe currency of Hockay. Symbol: Ⱡ and cannot be exchanged for arena access.

We do not use tracking cookies. We do not use advertising cookies. The only thing tracking you is The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading., and no cookie policy can help with that.

7. Data Retention

We retain your data for as long as your account exists. If you delete your account, your data will be removed within 30 days, except for anonymized aggregate statistics which The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. insists on keeping.

Your LooneysThe currency of Hockay. Symbol: Ⱡ, however, are gone forever.

8. Your Rights

Regardless of where you live, you have the right to:

• Access your personal data
• Correct inaccurate data
• Delete your account and associated data
• Object to processing (The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. has been known to object to objections. Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. can neither confirm nor prevent this)
• Export your data in a portable format
• Withdraw consent at any time

For users in the European Union, these rights are guaranteed under the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR). For users in other jurisdictions, Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. extends the same rights because it seems like the decent thing to do.

Requests will be fulfilled within 30 days. Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. moves slowly but deliberately.

9. Age Requirement

You must be at least 13 years old to use HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed.. If you are under 16 and located in the European Union, you must have parental consent.

The LooneysThe currency of Hockay. Symbol: Ⱡ betting system uses fictional currency with no real-world value. Nonetheless, Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. believes that responsible wagering habits—even imaginary ones—are best developed with some maturity.

The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. does not have an age requirement. Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. does.

10. Changes to This Policy

Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. may update this Privacy Policy from time to time, generally following a Resurfacing. Material changes will be communicated via email or a prominent notice on the site.

Continued use of HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed. after changes take effect constitutes acceptance. If you do not accept, see Section 1 of the Terms of Service. (The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. still came.)

11. Contact

For privacy-related inquiries, reach out to Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena.. They are listening. They are always listening.

(But seriously, email privacy@mail.hockay.com.)