What Team Should I Pick?
Le Permanent Council du Hockay is proud to present T.A.P.E. (Team Alignment & Patronage Evaluation) a patent-pending psycho-athletic profiling instrument developed in collaboration with The Royal Institute for Nascent Kinetics.
By answering three simple questions, our algorithm will determine which of the twenty teams your spirit is most aligned with. The methodology is proprietary. The results are final. Le Council accepts no appeals. Le Council doesn't prevent you from taking the test again.
Disclaimer: T.A.P.E. has been peer-reviewed by exactly zero institutions outside of R.I.N.K. The Royal Institute assures Le Council that this is because no other institution is qualified to review it. Le Council found this answer satisfactory.