The Official Procurement Desk

Rather than resort to morally dubious revenue techniques—and while Le Council has been briefed on what those techniques are, Le Council found them distasteful—we have chosen the ancient and honorable path of selling you things.

These things are good. They are officially endorsed. They are made with care. A portion of every purchase goes directly toward the continued operation of Hockay and the ongoing study of Unexplained Ice Phenomena. The rest goes toward keeping Le Council's filing cabinets organized. The filing cabinets are enormous.

Buy something. Wear it. Put a sticker on your laptop. Hang a poster on your wall. Le Council appreciates your material support. The Almighty Ice appreciates your commitment. The penguins have no opinion, but they are watching.