The Official Procurement Desk is Open for Business

Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. does not run advertisements. Le Council does not sell your data. Le Council does not accept sponsorships from energy drink companies, cryptocurrency platforms, or entities whose relationship with The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. is "complicated."

Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. does, however, need to keep the lights on.

The investigation and broadcast of HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed. across twenty arenas, six continents, and one research station is not inexpensive. H.O.R.N.The Hockay Official Relay Network. requires infrastructure. O.D.D.S.The Office of Data-Driven Speculation. Official department of LPCHUIP. They calculate. They do not speculate. requires actuaries. The JambonoResurfaces reality. Caretaker or corruptor. Nobody knows. requires... well, Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. is not entirely sure what The Jambono requires, but it seems to involve significant operational overhead.

Rather than resort to morally dubious revenue techniques—and while Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. has been briefed on what those techniques are, Le Council found them distasteful—we have chosen the ancient and honorable path of selling you things.

These things are good. They are officially endorsed. They are made with care. A portion of every purchase goes directly toward the continued operation of HockayA sport no one asked for but everyone needed. and the ongoing study of Unexplained Ice Phenomena. The rest goes toward keeping Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena.'s filing cabinets organized. The filing cabinets are enormous.

Buy something. Wear it. Put a sticker on your laptop. Hang a poster on your wall. Le CouncilThe governing body of Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. appreciates your material support. The Almighty IceThe living force that created Hockay. It appeared. It is spreading. appreciates your commitment. The penguins have no opinion, but they are watching.